When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
doin a group project like
This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses.
I would go with this horse.
"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."
Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.
DM: You now believe you are a tree.
Me: I attempt photosynthesis.
DM: Uh, OK. Give me a d20 roll.
(rolls a 20)
DM: … You heal 1 HP.
(I submitted an incorrect version of this one. My bad, this is correct.)
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
This is from Batgirl #34. I thought this looked pretty normal until I realized that was Black Canary’s butt.
I know this is a fight scene, so it’s understandable to have a twist to show some in motion stuff, but oh my god, so many things are off about this.
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever