gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

pokemons
roach:like the npcs just say the most disturbing shit???
roach:'at night i think about how every person is alone in the world'
kino:YEAH LIKE seriously though
kino:this is the most intense pokemon game yet
roach:'i think i like my pokemon more than my baby.'
roach:'i think the bond between human and pokemon is the only meaning in this hollow void of existence'
roach:'why do we exist? because pokemon. but do pokemon only exist because of us?'
roach:i'm just increasingly weirded out by everyone who lets you into their house and then says horrible stuff
roach:like man i'm just having a bird adventure ok please stop making me feel like you guys are desperately trying to avoid the realization that you're video game characters, this is getting really sad
roach:it's like too many of them are on the weird cusp of figuring out their world doesn't make sense
roach:but they don't want to draw the inevitable and awful conclusion that they're meaningless props in an alien stranger's playtime
kino:jesus
kino:you think WAY too hard about pokemon roach
kino:that is scary
roach:I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT OK
kino:LMAO
roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

Lee Dixon is the hero we deserve

There are two types of people.

roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

Lee Dixon is the hero we deserve

There are two types of people.

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

theunvanquishedzims:

screenshotsofdespair:

via carafennec

I’m not sure if this works better as an inspirational depression quote or a soul-crushed cubicle worker quote.

theunvanquishedzims:

screenshotsofdespair:

via carafennec

I’m not sure if this works better as an inspirational depression quote or a soul-crushed cubicle worker quote.

pyramidsandporn:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

omfg

captainorangeaddict:

jamesfactscalvin:

the-silence-in-the-library:

commodore-cliche:

Texts from superheroes.

this is gold

"We are like kin!"

"That sounds either magical or like a Skittles commercial."

Fucking brilliant, I’m gonna slip that one into conversations.

"You should lead with that."

gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

gentlemanbones:

emberkeelty:

andthatsterrible:

Everybody knows about the “Forty” entry. Nobody seems to have considered that the other numbers would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

That is TOO MANY BEES WHEN YOU ARE TINY.

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

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