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ducthulhu:

A cool shot from Avatar. Notice the subtly implied American Flag? Hat tip to reddit user rawcookiedough.

This is actually really cool.

ducthulhu:

A cool shot from Avatar. Notice the subtly implied American Flag? Hat tip to reddit user rawcookiedough.

This is actually really cool.

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

straightwhiteboystexting:

cathrynberarobitch: 

I tried an experiment and replied to a straight white boy in the native language of straight white boys. I’m not sure if I’m more upset that I stopped to that level, or that he didn’t seem bothered by my asking super invasive questions.


I like how he just kind of takes it in stride.  Like ‘oh, okay, that seems reasonable, thanks for your time then.’

straightwhiteboystexting:

cathrynberarobitch

I tried an experiment and replied to a straight white boy in the native language of straight white boys. I’m not sure if I’m more upset that I stopped to that level, or that he didn’t seem bothered by my asking super invasive questions.

I like how he just kind of takes it in stride.  Like ‘oh, okay, that seems reasonable, thanks for your time then.’

mvtk42:

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

yafictiondoublefeature:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the last 70 hours!

yafictiondoublefeature:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the last 70 hours!

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

justloveloki:

nostrokesjuststrudels:

ladybastet92:

phoenixnova713:

Remember when Martha fast-forwarded through parts of the video in Human Nature and Family of Blood?

This is what she was actually fast-forwarding through.

4 FOR YOU TENNANT.

YES GOOD

THIS MAN IS PERFECT

(Source: mrsmarisacoulter)

(Source: meerareed)

Further horrors of Kickstarter.

snarp:

snarp:

This one doesn’t really explain what it is. The impression I get is that we’re funding a serial killer’s serial killing.

An unsettling horse coloring book.

Someone who has strong feelings about both Legend of Zelda and Jesus wanted some money to talk about these feelings. Amazingly, he got more than a thousand bucks! But the goal was $5,000.

Some people who put out a single volume (single issue?) of a Christian comic in 2009 wanted $300,000 to make it into an anime. There’s this little bulleted list of people ostensibly “involved” with the project, all with strained descriptions of credentials - except for the animators, who are helpfully identified only as “Japanese animation studio.”

These people definitely knew what they were about! I have no idea what went wrong. They say they had Vic Mignogna on board, surely that’s all they needed.

A couple more. I suspect that Kickstarter would be more thinly-populated if not for manic episodes with delusional features.

A Christian fantasy novel with a $100,000 goal.

This is a God-given vision and many people might not understand the amount I’m asking for, but I’m doing what God asked me to do and how He asked me to do it! So, if you won’t pledge, please pray for me!!!

I want to get enough pledges to print at least 5,000 copies of "S.O.L.A.D.(TM)" by Spring 2012. 

I will also use the funds to conduct a successful marketing blitz that will shoot this Christian, Sci-fi novel to the top of every bestseller’s list out there. 

* Someone who wants $5,000 to start an ill-defined “self-publishing resource” company, for which they have a scribbled logo and no business plan.

Risks and challenges: staffing, still working out a business plan but need funding to continue…

* Someone who needs $10,000 to save the world using her music, or maybe her book?

The composer’s soundtrack album of songs to her non-fiction book she wrote, heals the world — with YOUR BLESSING!

YOU CAN SEND ME ON WORLD TOUR TO SAVE PLANET EARTH WITH MY BOOK AND MUSIC, THE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM OF ORIGINAL SONGS, THAT WILL TURN ITSELF INTO A MOVIE BLOCK BUSTER HIT!

I just need to get noticed to make the right contacts - like Jerry Bruckheimer to make the movie and Katy Perry to play the lead !

The funding will pay for the marketing, the transportation/air fare, the musicians to play the concerts; housing and food; the miscellaneous fees and expenses for advertising and printing — it’s simple!

It’s simple! (Her album is about her cat.)

* Someone lost custody of his kid, wrote an angry fantasy novel about the evils of the court system, then berated Kickstarter for not caring enough about his problems.

"The unique challenge that his project faces is that nobody is interested in it and my attempt at finding subscribers is a total flop. If we don’t reach the funding goal then nobody pays anything and the book doesn’t get published. Which is sad for those of you who wanted a copy."

He actually got more than £300. My educated guess is that this came from other the non-custodial fathers complaining about the corrupt court system on his website.

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran)

ursulavernon:

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

"Maleficent, how do I—OH SWEET JESUS!"

"Taken care of. Hope he liked thorns."

andthatsterrible:

Yeah, but look how happy he is. That’s the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.
By the way, the dude on the far left is Jody, a man stated by the Super Dictionary to have fought in the American War of Independence (???), and the dude on the far right is Tomahawk, who is just some fucking loser. The guy in the middle is a random Native dude who looks like he’s tripping balls.

Who knew the Party God has been around since the 70s? 
Wait, when I say it like that it makes perfect sense.

andthatsterrible:

Yeah, but look how happy he is. That’s the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.

By the way, the dude on the far left is Jody, a man stated by the Super Dictionary to have fought in the American War of Independence (???), and the dude on the far right is Tomahawk, who is just some fucking loser. The guy in the middle is a random Native dude who looks like he’s tripping balls.

Who knew the Party God has been around since the 70s? 

Wait, when I say it like that it makes perfect sense.