The Wolverine, by Mark Bomback and Scott Frank. 2013.
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
Conversation with my parents:
Dad: - so the indictment was for manufacturing methamphetamine, theft of diesel fuel, insurance fraud, DUI, and arson.
Mom: …Why is this all one indictment? Was there any unifying factor?
Dad: Yes, actually! See, they caught them driving away from this plant with the stolen diesel. And the guy was drunk - of course - and in the back of the truck there are also all these methamphetamine precursors. So they got a warrant and went to the house to see if there was more there, which of course there was. Also, there was all this furniture that they’d reported had been destroyed in a fire - they’d just gotten a $25,000 check from the insurance company.
Me: What did they want the diesel for? Just for their truck, or were they, like, planning a little more arson?
Dad: You know, I don’t know! I didn’t hear that part. So they’re great criminals, they’re like multitasking criminals.
DM: “Your party passes by a burning barn, what do you do?”
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I roll to see if I give a fuck.”
*proceeds to roll a nat 20*
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I give ALL the fucks.”
im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming
GUYS GO DO THE THING.
WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!
Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid
that was a pleasant surprise
Oh my god what.
I … what?
i finally did this and that was not what I was expecting
friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD