best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

ursulavernon:

thefutureisbroken:

doctorcakeray:

clevercheshire:

corseque:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

#fairy tales

So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses. 

I would go with this horse.

"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."


Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.

ursulavernon:

thefutureisbroken:

doctorcakeray:

clevercheshire:

corseque:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses. 

I would go with this horse.

"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."

Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.

(Source: whiteangelxoxo)

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

outofcontextdnd:

DM: You now believe you are a tree.

Me: I attempt photosynthesis.

DM: Uh, OK. Give me a d20 roll.

(rolls a 20)

DM: … You heal 1 HP.

(I submitted an incorrect version of this one. My bad, this is correct.)

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

the lion king + tumblr .

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

eschergirls:


pointless-nonsense submitted:


This is from Batgirl #34. I thought this looked pretty normal until I realized that was Black Canary’s butt.

I know this is a fight scene, so it’s understandable to have a twist to show some in motion stuff, but oh my god, so many things are off about this.

eschergirls:

This is from Batgirl #34. I thought this looked pretty normal until I realized that was Black Canary’s butt.

I know this is a fight scene, so it’s understandable to have a twist to show some in motion stuff, but oh my god, so many things are off about this.

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

johnegbertt:

len-noonar:

johnegbertt:

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

i would really like to see this whole list please

heres the most of it then

(Source: sorrowandgrace)

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

glitteringgoldie:

actual proof Finland is fucking terrifying

"400,000+ missing"okay but how do you misplace half a million soldiers?

glitteringgoldie:

actual proof Finland is fucking terrifying

"400,000+ missing"
okay but how do you misplace half a million soldiers?