checanty:

Person: Writes a thing

Me: Replies

Person: Replies

Me: panics at the idea of having an actual conversation and just clicks ‘like’

shinyrock6498:

curlicuetruth:

pukicho:

I like this picture

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I feel this should say “one of the most popular forms of menstruation to eat”

somehow, and i’m not sure why, that is so much worse

moniibear:

sighinastorm:

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

Thats just how geese are.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

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so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

  • 5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

  • 80/3.4 
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lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

  • 5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

  • 80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

heigraylake:

Me, watching a “how to make giant jiggly cheesecake” video: Ok, I see where the jiggly comes in… but where is the cheese? did I miss them adding the cream cheese?

::Guy in video, blithely adding slices of processed, orange colored cheese on top of the batter::

Me, horrified: Um. That’s not…hmm. 

::Guy in video happily serving this cheese layered cake to people who pretend to like it::

Me: Nope!

nivq87:
“curlicuecal:
“grassfire:
“@destroyhorse
”
i love it
”
Give this artist a hand
They’ve probably run out by now.
”

nivq87:

curlicuecal:

grassfire:

@destroyhorse

i love it

Give this artist a hand

They’ve probably run out by now.

(Source: everythingisasitshouldbe)

ballisticducks:

batwayneman:

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One thing I really adore about Tom King’s Batman (This is from I Am Gotham with David Finch) is that he takes the Moore/Miller “Isn’t Batman craaaaaazyyyyyy” approach and then flips it on its head, showing the repetition and the obsession, the unhealthy coping mechanisms, and then asks the simple question, why are they unhealthy? They kept him alive, kept him together, helped him become a better person, didn’t they? It takes the mentally ill aspect of Batman’s character and separates it, utterly, from the “Sociopathic villain” perception it seemed to go hand in hand with, explaining that, yes, Batman can be mentally ill, and yes, Batman can still then be an inherently, unambiguously good person

etirabys:
“I’m having conniptions because years of reading and writing fanfic has trained a part of my brain to recognize the category ‘good short romance fiction summaries’ and this subheading is pinging it hard
”

etirabys:

I’m having conniptions because years of reading and writing fanfic has trained a part of my brain to recognize the category ‘good short romance fiction summaries’ and this subheading is pinging it hard

brygarth:

Kelpie has this new found love for throwing himself onto your lap

uglyasanalibi:

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

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(Source: cockroach-queer)

fireandwonder:
“ broodingsoul:
“Jesus Christ
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Is that a reaction or an answer?
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fireandwonder:

broodingsoul:

Jesus Christ

Is that a reaction or an answer?

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skyliting:

xyinx:

sociallyawkward18:

betterthankanyebitch:

this is so freakin cute

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

OMG let this go viral

Fatherhood done properly. So touching.

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard