Curlicue Truth

checanty: Person: Writes a thing Me: Replies Person: Replies Me: panics at the idea of having an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:12:12 -0400

Person: Writes a thing

Me: Replies

Person: Replies

Me: panics at the idea of having an actual conversation and just clicks ‘like’

shinyrock6498: curlicuetruth: pukicho: I like this picture I feel this should say “one of the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:24:10 -0400

shinyrock6498:

curlicuetruth:

pukicho:

I like this picture

I feel this should say “one of the most popular forms of menstruation to eat”

somehow, and i’m not sure why, that is so much worse

moniibear: sighinastorm: This is the Goose of Outrageous Self...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:36:08 -0400

moniibear:

sighinastorm:

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness. Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

Thats just how geese are.

batmanisagatewaydrug: nycstark: jxhn-mulaney: petermaximoff: petermaximoff: like whats the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:48:08 -0400

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4
so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4
lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

5100/1052 = 4.85
then to change to human terms

80/4.85 = 16.4948
LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

heigraylake: Me, watching a “how to make giant jiggly cheesecake” video: Ok, I see where the jiggly...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:04:38 -0400

heigraylake:

Me, watching a “how to make giant jiggly cheesecake” video: Ok, I see where the jiggly comes in… but where is the cheese? did I miss them adding the cream cheese?
::Guy in video, blithely adding slices of processed, orange colored cheese on top of the batter::
Me, horrified: Um. That’s not…hmm.
::Guy in video happily serving this cheese layered cake to people who pretend to like it::
Me: Nope!

nivq87: curlicuecal: grassfire:@destroyhorse i love it Give...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:40:35 -0400

nivq87:

curlicuecal:

grassfire:
@destroyhorse

i love it

Give this artist a hand
They’ve probably run out by now.

ballisticducks: batwayneman: One thing I really adore about...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:12:17 -0400

ballisticducks:

batwayneman:

One thing I really adore about Tom King’s Batman (This is from I Am Gotham with David Finch) is that he takes the Moore/Miller “Isn’t Batman craaaaaazyyyyyy” approach and then flips it on its head, showing the repetition and the obsession, the unhealthy coping mechanisms, and then asks the simple question, why are they unhealthy? They kept him alive, kept him together, helped him become a better person, didn’t they? It takes the mentally ill aspect of Batman’s character and separates it, utterly, from the “Sociopathic villain” perception it seemed to go hand in hand with, explaining that, yes, Batman can be mentally ill, and yes, Batman can still then be an inherently, unambiguously good person

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:24:15 -0400

etirabys: I’m having conniptions because years of reading and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:46:11 -0400

etirabys:

I’m having conniptions because years of reading and writing fanfic has trained a part of my brain to recognize the category ‘good short romance fiction summaries’ and this subheading is pinging it hard

brygarth:Kelpie has this new found love for throwing himself...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:36:15 -0400

brygarth:

Kelpie has this new found love for throwing himself onto your lap

uglyasanalibi: Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:48:22 -0400

uglyasanalibi:

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then

fireandwonder: broodingsoul: Jesus Christ Is that a reaction or...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:02:45 -0400

fireandwonder:

broodingsoul:

Jesus Christ

Is that a reaction or an answer?

studentlifeproblems: Follow us @studentlifeproblems

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:12:18 -0400

studentlifeproblems:

Follow us @studentlifeproblems

skyliting: xyinx: sociallyawkward18: betterthankanyebitch: t...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:24:15 -0400

skyliting:

xyinx:

sociallyawkward18:

betterthankanyebitch:

this is so freakin cute

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

OMG let this go viral

Fatherhood done properly. So touching.

catchymemes: just a dude & his skateboard

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:36:13 -0400

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard

imperilysm: mondrag-on: mamapluto: copperbadge: arishok-s: celticpyro: bransrath: pain-and-mis...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:48:12 -0400

imperilysm:

mondrag-on:

mamapluto:

copperbadge:

arishok-s:

celticpyro:

bransrath:

pain-and-missouri:

tilthat:

TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other?

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock

minimalistgrufti: supacutiepie: blanska: lokiwholockfactory: ...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:12:11 -0400

minimalistgrufti:

supacutiepie:

blanska:

lokiwholockfactory:

xxchumanixx:

Hilarious🥀👐

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

I can’t stop watching this

legolokiismighty:I think the problem here is Olive Garden.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:24:13 -0400

legolokiismighty:

I think the problem here is Olive Garden.

d-dean-senpai: iontorch:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:36:08 -0400

d-dean-senpai:

iontorch:

totallynotreimuhakurei: fuck-scrappydoo: bass-fucker: fuck-s...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:48:34 -0400

totallynotreimuhakurei:

fuck-scrappydoo:

bass-fucker:

fuck-scrappydoo:

jakemorph:

fuck-scrappydoo:

scythfi-writer:

This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise.

This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you

I’m going to DIE at this English class analysis of my comic thank you so much I love you

i had to bring it full circle