skipclasseatass:

civvic:

skipclasseatass:

civvic:

Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck

you know absolutely nothing

Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something

even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week

garbage-empress:

catasters:

Bite mark evidence has been repeatedly proven to be unreliable and nearly pseudoscientific. My client is innocent.

(Source: reddit.com)

yondamoegi:

“Morty! This is an eggpla… Why did you?.. How did this?… Whoaaaa”

libertarian-druid-on-the-hudson:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

ansixilus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

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y'all, please, people aren’t doing this because they learned it “wrong” or too literally, there’s just multiple ways to roll your eyes. Everything from the full arc with head roll for emphasis to a quick and abbreviated upwards flick.


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like basically every other facial expression, it’s a RANGE

mads-in-zero:

promiscuous-mycorrhizal-fungus:

yotaasuke:

vang0bus:

vang0bus:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

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what

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

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actually its a decagon

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careful apollo might hear you

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

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ur all wrong actually

Before the Amongus addition this post is literally just “Tumblr Discovers The Fractal Properties Of Coastlines”

regicide1997:

healrosie:

contaiinedarmageddon2:

finally s0meone understands

completely normal lockpickinglawyer video

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[Image description: A screencap of the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian. A Roman soldier is trying to hold in his laughter whilst Pontious Pilate stares at him sternly. /End description.]

nobrashfestivity:
“ Muramasa Kudo, Cat and Wasp, Gold Leaf & acrylic on canvas
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nobrashfestivity:

Muramasa Kudo, Cat and Wasp, Gold Leaf & acrylic on canvas

eternal-dannation:

spatialheather:

lohboh:

lohboh:

I got an extension called DeArrow that replaces Youtube thumbnails/titles with crowdsourced ones to make them less clickbaity and obnoxious. If there isn’t one available I set it to just grab a random frame and remove ALL CAPS!!!.

Here’s some comparisons (Original on the left, DeArrow on the right):

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Keep reading

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Night and fucking day on Linus Tech Tips….

might add this to my roster of youtube mods along with the “remove ytshorts from my existance” one

there is also the inverse, an extension called mrbeastify that adds youtuber mr beast to all the thumbnails

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it’s interesting, because I thought from the pitch I would really like the DeArrow mod op described, but browsing the thumbnails under the cut I found they mostly became less informative both about the content and about whether I would want to watch them

catasters:

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